In my first address to the nation I would like to thank everyone who voted for Barack Obama. Without your votes the most corrupt President in American history wouldn’t be in office. After only 100 days in office our great Commander and Chief has managed to trample on every principle this country was founded on. Washington is being run like the mafia and Obama is the mob boss. Congress has managed to steal our liberty and money right before our eyes. Each day I wake up thinking it can’t get any worse but it always does. Today I found out that Obama will soon be appointing a new judge to the Supreme Court. Lucky us! That is a gift that will keep on giving! The last 100 days have felt like an eternity. I don’t see how we’ll make it through the next four years.