About This Site
In November, 2008, the people of the United States of America elected a new president: Barack Hussein Obama.
Unfortunately, nobody seems to have bothered checking, before he was nominated for the position, whether he was actually eligible to be president. You see, the Constitution contains specific requirements which must be met in order to qualify for the position:
- No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President;
- neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years,
- and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
And the fourth qualification is, of course, that the person must be elected to the office.
Barack is over 35 years old, and has lived in the United States for over 14 years, but has refused to prove that he is a natural-born citizen. Before I can take a new job, I have to prove, with official documents, that I am a citizen of the United States.
Yet Barack absolutely refuses to show his birth certificate, employs hordes of lawyers to fight every attempt to discover his true nationality, and and just galivants around the world as if he actually were the president!
Therefore, if he can be president simply by suppressing any records proving whether or not he is a natural-born citizen, I hereby declare that I am also the President of the United States, by suppressing all records pertaining to my election!
On this website, I will issue my decrees, opinions, and executive judgements on current events, Constitutional and legal issues, and most particularly, the actions of my illegitimate collegue.